I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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