The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
you never un-have a 4some
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