Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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