In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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