You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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