wat bout pragnant strippers??
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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