dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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