Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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