I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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