Can Purell be used as lube?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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