whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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