Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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