So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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