this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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