I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
