You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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