We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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