lets start a swedish sibling band together
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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