I could have mohawked her pubes.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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