i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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