I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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