On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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