I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
