Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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