I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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