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• (845): View more from New York

  i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?

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  2.5

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?

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• (909): View more from California

  He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.

  (747): View more from California

  Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.

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• (650): View more from California

  My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.

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  21 Worst Confessions on a First Date

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world

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• (315): View more from New York

  she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together

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