I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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