3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
PANTIES FOUND
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
