did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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