Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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