that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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