I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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