I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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