Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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