I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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