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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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