The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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