his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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