the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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