i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize
