I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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