i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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