I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
We're too hungover to prance.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating