so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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