on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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