guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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