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I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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