jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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