She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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