I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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