do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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