Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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