just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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