i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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